Table of Contents

Volume One

Lesson 1: The Coffee Epidemic, or Tea for Two, Coffee for One

Practicum: Starbucks Tutorial

Lesson 2: Cellular Telephone Tantrum, or The Beautiful Verizon

Practicum: Subway Safehouse

Practicum: Streetside Sanctuary

Lesson 3: Tatoos, Tans and other Skin Grotesquery, or Fair and Balanced

LIST: Maintaining White Supremacy;        
        Helpful Hints

Lesson 4: Oh My God-Awful, or Sacred Speech

LIST: Substitutions for Swearing; Helpful 
        Hints

Lesson 5: PRIDE or Prostitute?, or Self Expression in the post-Speedo Era

Photo Essay of Debauchery, Depravity, and Consequence




Yours in Brotherhood,
Oscar Percy